I just got hearing aids for the first time in my life.
I now hear all the things.
I don’t know weather to cry or attempt to hug music somehow.
I heard what my mum actually sounds like. Jesus fuck.
I can hear the neighbors having sex.
This was a mistake.
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
transparent random girl that dances next to rebecca black in sum car
weed and cologne the new fragrance by one direction available this christmas
from drummer to male model in no seconds flat
#ashton fletcher irwin who gave you the right?
my jaw literally dropped
michael deserves so much more credit than he gets i mean yes he sleeps alot he eats alot he probably farts alot but michael clifford also has a sick voice and mad skills on the guitar not to mention he’s hands down the most punk rock in the band lets just take some time to give michael some love
"y-o-u-t-w-o-s-h-o-u-l-d-d-a-t-e… wow can you believe this?"
“you are moving the ouija board”
“no this is legit woah looks like the ghost thinks we should date”
5 Seconds of Summer’s recently deleted keek, ‘story time with 5SOS’
I FOUND IT MOTHERFUCKERS HAHAHA WTF LUKE AT HE END
i spit out my soda, twice
OH MY GOD
A GIRL JUST LEFT HER NUMBER ON NIALL’S INSTAGRAM PICTURE GUESS WHO’S BACK IN THE GAME
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
sam and dean lying awake at night when sam told him he was going to college and dean not knowing what to do so sam just whispers ‘you could come with me’
Why I hate going on Facebook.
the thing that upsets me most here is that quite a few of these sample replies show profile photos of children. These people are raising families and kids. And for those fathers with daughters,I wonder how amusing they would find it if they knew there was at least a 1 in 4 chance of their own child being sexually assaulted or raped in her own lifetime.
A real funny joke there, dads.
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
I would watch the fuck out of that.